Thursday, September 14, 2006

Survivor Ep. 09.14: "C+"

I'll tell ya one thing: as long as the crazies aren't voted off, it's gonna be a fun ride, kids. Let's start with Cao Boi (hereafter CB): this crazy, Vietnamese goat sure knows how to make people look stupid. All it took was mumbling about breaking the wind inside Brad's head; but CB pops a vein instead on the forehead for all to see. Stupid Brad then tries to cover his embarrassment with a cap but the rest of the P tribe laughs at him anyway.

The immunity challenge was fun to watch. I'm just wondering, if Indians and Jews were included, would the Asians still have won?

About the tribe names, who came up with it? Nobody's gonna remember hard-to-spell names. Speaking of which, the blacks or the M tribe really lived up to their stereotype during TB (tribal council). Probe (Jeff Probst) chucked it to stereotype exploitation and held the errors for all the world to see; apparently Sekou wasn't meant to stay cuz spelling out "Sundra" takes an extra letter. Anyhoo, it's interesting that the boys and girls didn't gang up on Steph -- you one lucky girl, bitch. But then again, Sekou, you chauvinist, ya just don't tell a black woman that: only you can make fire; instead, you should have reversed the finger like Smokey the Bear: "Only you can prevent forest fires!"

On a side note, I don't know if Burnett was sane when he threw a clip of the M tribe getting a barrel of parasite-ridden water. I also don't like that they didn't cast any Carltons (see "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"). As far as I'm concerned, the M tribe is at a disadvantage.

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