On the road to winning, pawns are meant to take the heat; to do your bidding. CG (Chicken George) may think that it's awesome that he finally won HoH, but let us remember that, just like in life, causing others to envy can only make you a target. People love underdogs and they cheer when the underdog gets a bone or two, but they don't want the underdog to win that brand-new car when they could win it too. So unless you're rich enough to protect yourself behind the walls of a mighty fortress with a military to defend it, don't go around flaunting your mediocre amount of money -- Get my drift?
Make sure your decisions don't end up backfiring. That's why Dr. Evil (Will) doesn't try too hard in competitions. Boogie, I'm afraid everyone already knows that you won Coup d'Etat; Stop trying so hard to hide it. The more you act, the more attention you draw. At this stage, I believe you've become Will's pawn. Saying stuff like "Sucker, you're going down" will only draw the wrath of a scorned bitch. And remember, he's on jury, now. If you make it to the final two, you're out one vote. Sure, Will may have said nastier things on the live feeds -- he remarked that
Nicole is dressed like a lesbian wrestler, and that never got aired -- but you're the one whose snicker got broadcasted. And I doubt that the sequestered houseguests will have time or be allowed to watch live feeds.
It seems pretty obvious to me that Will is gonna watch from the sidelines, and let the idiots duke it out. He's got the best seat in the house -- with all the ties and relationships he's built (e.g. Jani, Dani, etc.) -- and he's gonna watch 'em burn, and whoever is left standing will probably have hit every nerve of everyone, shifting the jury vote to Will. In short, it's gonna be another Jun vs. Alison; Alison pissed everyone off too much and Jun was smart enough to keep her mouth shut when necessary. Sure, she made fun of everyone in the DR (Diary Room), but learning that someone talked behind your back isn't as painful as an actual, in-your-face experience. In the end, just like in life, it's the floaters who win it. Will may complain about the floaters all the time, but that's like the pot calling the kettle black; Will is gonna win it floating, away from the fireworks -- unless Jani and Dani team up; that'd be really smart like Jani's mom said. Hopefully, like Julie said, we can "expect the unexpected."
If you didn't know, fat people are so -- not jolly. And you shouldn't date 'em too unless you're attracted to addicts and painful dramas. I can personally tell you that the fat peeps I've known were ticking time bombs. And it's really not about the weight. You can be the most sensitive person and still be subject to the manifestations of their deep-seated issues. I was once amazed at how many times he'd mention his weight when that was the last thing on my mind. No matter what you do or say, they'll never trust you -- at least that's what he honestly told me.
